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Survey Subject:In how many days a 1000 pgs book cn b read…….?
Writer-6months, Doctor-2mnths, Lawyer-1month, STUDENT-ON THE NIGHT B4 THE EXAM.
Why Is There An “EJECT” Button 0n The Dvd Remote? I Still Have To Get Up And Take The Disc 0ut… It’s Like Having A Remote To 0pen The Fridge…!!
I m Going To Paint A Blue Square In My Backyard So That When People Loot At It On GOOGLE EARTH It Looks Like I Have A SWIMMING POOL … =P =D
Just Remeber,No matter how bad u are..You r not totally useless..You can alwayz be used as a bad eXample
Pakistan means P=Pistol A=Atom bombK=Khud kash hamla i=Ilim ki kamiS=Sarkon pe paniT=Trafic jamA=Awam”s sleepingN=No responseYhe he pakistan meri jaan
Tom : How should I convey thenews to my father that I’ve failed? David: You just send a telegram:Result declared, past year’s performance repeated.