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Survey Subject:In how many days a 1000 pgs book cn b read…….?
Writer-6months, Doctor-2mnths, Lawyer-1month, STUDENT-ON THE NIGHT B4 THE EXAM.
Heer says to Raanjha:Ki Hasil Kitta Way Mayn Teri Heer Ban K Raanjha says:Bandriye!Mayn Kera Raanjha ban k S.P lag gaya wan???
Collector Ban Na Hai To IAS Padho Doctor Banna Ho To MBBS Padho Lawyer Banna Ho To LLB Padho Aur “BEVKUF” B@Nna Ho To Mera Sms Padho.
Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor? Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I”ve treated. The others all died.
An interviewer to an engg student:”what is engg” student:,#@! #@#$# Interviewer: Mujhe kuch samajh mein nahi aaya Student:Same is the situation here
Uthaa”e Phirta Raha, Main Bohat Muhabbat Ko, Phir Ek Din Younhi Socha, Yeh Kya Museebat Hai..!! ;->