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Suno gaur se PEPSI walo,
Buri nazar na COKE pe dalo,
Chahe jitna DEW pila lo..
Sabse aage hoga Nimbu paani!!
Humne piyaaa hai………….tum bhi piyo!!!!
Teacher: Paani Ke Bina Hum Kaise Marenge? Student: Paani Nahi Toh Hum Swim Kaise Karenge Aur Swim Nahi Kiya Toh Doob Jayenge…
Ek Tapori ki wife: Sunte ho ji, Apne chinku ne aaj pehla aadha shabd bola.Tapori: Achcha, Kya bola ?Wife: Behan
Hamei tu Sms ne Loota Call Main Kaha Dum Tha Mere Sms Waha Ponchay Jaha Balance Kam tha.
Main teray pyar mei,Pagal hua chhALIAY. . ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ Iodex maliay kaam te chaliay. . . ;->
Three dreams of a man: To b as handsome as his mother thinks.. To b as rich as his child believes.. To have as many women as his wife suspects… ;->