Someone Asked Shakespeare:
“U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?”
He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
……”A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is
Younger,Either Sunday Or
So, Love Comes From Heart Not In
Love Has No Age.
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