Some say you are ugly.
Some say you are jungly.
Some say you are pugly.
I say you are lovely.
Barsat ki raat . 1 bhigi larki . bhige kapre bhigi zulfen . bhige
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1 pathan ka mobile chori ho gaya.
1 pathan ka mobile chori ho gaya. Pathan bohat roya, rote rote hasne lga. Kisi ne pocha hans kyu rhe ho.? Pathan bola mobile to le gya pr charger to mere pas hy na..
Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data –
Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data – to apply for a post in MicrosoftCorporation, USA.A few days later he got this reply: Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any furthercorrespondence.No phone call shall be entertained. ThanksBill Gates. Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.He arranged a [...]
Doctor: Ye White Tblts Subha, Red Tblts
Doctor: Ye White Tblts Subha, Red Tblts DopeherBlue Tblts Shaam Aur Yellow Tblts Raat Ko Khani Hyn Aur Yaad Rakhain Tamam Tblts Pani Se Khani Hyn … Patient : Magar Doctor Mjhe Beemari Kia Hai ??? Doctor : Aap K Jism main Pani Ki Kami Hy … ;->
15th December Mubarak”
Aj 15th Dec Hai.
15th December Mubarak” Aj 15th Dec Hai. Qaid Azam Ne Farmaya Hai K Jo Logon Ko 15 Dec Ki Khabar Dega Ussay 10 Din Baad 25 December Ki Chutti Milegi… =P ;->