Some Interesting Oneliners:
*If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one
*If u cant convince them,confuse them
*I couldnt repair ur brakes,so i made ur horn louder
*The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it
*In a country ov free speech,why r there phone bills?
*Smile,it makes people wonder what u r thinkin
*The light at the end ov the tunnel may be an incomin train