SOME GOOD SLOGANS
Sign on a railway station at Patna:
Aana free, jaana free, pakde gaye to khana free.
Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:
Don”t whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother!
Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative. More the success, more the relatives.
Sign at a barber”s saloon in Juhu, Bombay:
We need your heads to run our business.
A traffic slogan:
Don”t let your kids drive if they are not old enough or else they never will be…..
Sign in a restaurant:
All drinking water in this establishment has been personally passed by the manager.
THE BEST ONE :
Send This Sms To Mobile
Its GOD”s responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations such as Jaish, Lashkar etc.
Its our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and God.
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