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Dentist : “Iam sorry, madam, but I
Dentist : “Iam sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you Rs 250 for pulling your boy”s tooth.”Woman: “Rs 250! Why? You said you charged only Rs 50 for such work!”Dentist: “Yes, but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the clinic ;->
How did an intelligent boy propose to
How did an intelligent boy propose to a girl? He took the girl along with him on a boat n at the middle of river said “Marry me or leave the boat”.
Husband to Wife: Main Tumhari Roz Roz
Husband to Wife: Main Tumhari Roz Roz ki Farmaishon Se Tang Aa Gaya Hon. Is liye Khud Khushi Karne Ja Raha Hon. Wife: Acha Ek White Saari to Dila Den Main Iddat K Dino Mai Pehnungi.
If U Are Ever In Doubt As
If U Are Ever In Doubt As To Wether or Not To Kiss A Pretty Girl . . . Alwayz Give Her The Benifit Of The Doubt
why u feel lonely n cant see
why u feel lonely n cant see anyone arround u . . and d world seems 2 b DARK, . . everything seems FAR, . . com wid Me hold my hand n I”ll take u . . to An EYE SPECIALIST…………..