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some 1 asked me 2 describe u in 2 words….
he xpected me to answer d word the best…..
but i didnt answer i just simply smile n said”"no comparison”".
MAN : I WENT TO THE DENTIST THIS MORNING.WIFE : DOES YOUR TOOTH STILL HURT ???MAN : I DON”T KNOW THE DENTIST KEPT IT…
“OYE” . . . . “HOYE” bri Garmi Hai Yaar.
Dil Lagi K Liye College Ka Chakar He Mar Liya Karty Thy “pApPu” Bomb Patakhon Ne Ye Shugal Mela Bhi Band Karwa Diya… =P ;->
U can control your Breath but not Death,U can control your Life but not your Wife,U can control your Emotions but not LOOSE MOTION
Sheikh dhobi se:Istari k kitne lo ge? Dhobi:15 rupay, Sheikh 15 rupay rakh kar istari utha kar bhag gaya… Geo Sheikho..!!