Soldier to General:
A small enemy group is attacking..
Quickly bring me my red shirt..
“After Enemyz Defeat”
Sir why d red shirt??
In red shirt if i got shot, my soldiers would”nt see my blood so they wont b discouraged..
Sir 100 enemy tanks are attacking..
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My Yellow Trousers…. ;->
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