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Tumko sharm ni ati tmhara baap tailor
Tumko sharm ni ati tmhara baap tailor hy or tmhari shirt phati hy,
Sharm to tumko ni ati tumKa bap dentist hy or tmKa bhai bina dant k paida hua!
when ur life is in darkness”pray to God and ask him to free u from darkness and if after u prayed and u r still in darkness pay ur ELECTRIC BILL
Can�we do romance in the midnight today? I’m in a good mood:) Just a little bit of kissing and biting!! Reply me soon, yours Loving Mosquito.
The length & breadth & height of youtotal up to quite a view, but to taste the true delight of youI’ll have to take a bite of you.
Apko ek Cheez sikhatay hain! . . . . .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . Sabar kaise karte hain
BoY At Bus StoP saying 2 Girl:Dil JiGar Nazar kYa Hai Mein To TeraY LIYe Jaan B DeDo: Girl: Wo To Deni Hi PareGi Q k Mera Bhai “MQM” Ka Unit IncharGe Hai…!