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Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.
Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle?
Santa: Don?t worry darling, I”m already married
boys psycology: fraud wid inocent gurl, frndship wid charming gurl, contacts wid smart gurls, flirt wid freaky gurl, luv wid cute gurl, n marriage!!! “jesi ammi kehti hain”
. Girl comes late to the class. prof: y r u late ? girl: A boy was following me sir. Prof:then y u r late ? girl: that boy was walking slowly sir.
Pathan Dozhk Se Nkla Chupke Se Jannat Me Ghuss Gya Farishte Ne Pakar K Bhtt Mara Pathan Bola: Mt Maro Hum Janati Hy, Dozhk Me Srf Gul Khan Ko Naswar Dene Gya Tha ;->
Kya Tmhain “YAAD” Hai ? Wo Raat Wo Mulaqat Wo Mera Israar Wo Tmhara Inkaar Aur Phir Baat 50 Rs Main Final Honay k Baad Tum Ne “Gutter Ki Safai Ki Thi” ;->
BREAKING NEWS: FIFA has announced 2018 Worldcup in Pakistan Naseebo laal will sing the official song… “GAINDAAN HALA GUJRAAA”