Sagai Aur Shaadi Ke Beech Waqt Kyun Hota Hai?
Ans: Kyonki Koi Ye Na Keh Sake Ki Durghatna Se Pehle Bachne Ka Humare Paas Waqt Nai ThaSend This Sms To Mobile
Interviewer Asked Candidate
Interviewer Asked Candidate: “How Many Senses Does A Man Have … ?” Candidate Replied: “5 Sir!!” Interviewer: “Sorry Kid, There Is A 6th Sense Also & That’s Common Sense.. Which You Don’t Seem To Have. . .” Candidate: “Sir, There Is 7th Sense Also… That’s Non-Sense Which You Are Talking. . .” =P =D
New rules of life for 2008 1. Haste
New rules of life for 20081. Haste Rehne ka.2. Tension nai leneka.3. B positive, eat positive, sleep positive4. Mast rehneka.5. Har problem ko solve kernay ka.6. Friend k sath lifetime friendship account kholnay ka7. Mujhko yaad rakhnay kaAur mujhey sms kertay rehnay ka.
Vijay: Mere pas gaadi hai, bangla hai,
Vijay: Mere pas gaadi hai, bangla hai, ijjat hai, paisa hai.tumhare paas kya hai? Ravi: Mere pas bhi gaadi hai, bangla hai, ijjat hai, paisa hai. Vijay : abey to phir MAA kiske paas hai ?!?
an engineer was leaving for a week
an engineer was leaving for a week for an office tour. he doubted his wife had an affair with a doctor.so while leaving he gave 7 apples to his wife and left. why ??? An apple a day keeps the doctor away
maho maho halla hu impatata dhooom patata
maho maho halla hu impatata dhooom patata ittamuta dhittamutta. – – — —- — – – This is da African way 2 say “fursat millay tu sms kerna”