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Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?
Barber: Rs 20
Ram: Then what is the cost of shaving?
Barber: Rs 10
Rampa: Oh! Ok Plz Shave my head!!!
I”ve No Girlfriend I”ve No Girl friend I”ve No GirL Friend I”ve No GirL Friend Tum aPnay wA|i kA Number dE Do Poori Das Ho jAin gI
so Sweet is ur SMILE??? so Sweet is ur STYLE??? so Sweet is ur VOICE??? so Sweet is ur EYE????? see …….how Sweetly I LIE
10,15 Dino Me Logon Ne Ahmed Faraz Ko Itna Yad Kya K Wo ALLAH KO Piyare Hogae, ALLAH PAK Unko Jannat Nasib Kre, Ab Sabse Guzarish Hai K Zardari Ko Yad Karein
President Asif Zardari Ne PCB Chairman Ejaz Butt Se Match Fixing Ki Report Talab Ker Li Aur Poocha k …. … . . . . “Mera Hissa Kahan Hy . . . ?” =P xD
I.T.I., Lahore: An employee applied for leave as follows:Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one-week leave.