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Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!
A Nobel Award Winner Dedicated His Novel To His Wife And Wrote Its Dedicated My Wife Bcoz In her Absence I Could Complete This Book ….
Two lovers plan 2 commit Suicide.Boy jumped 1st.Gurl closed her eyez n return baq saying love is blind.Da boy in air opens his Parashute saying Love never dies
O Rok Do Mere Janaze Ko Zalimon Mujh Me Jaan Aa Gayi Hai Peeche Mur K ou Dekho Kameeno Ciggerate Ki Dukan Aa Gayi Hai ;->
Most Filthy Proverb Ever An APPLE A Day Becomes POTTY Next Day . . . =P =D
HEight oF filM mAker oVer heAd wAter tAnk in ShOley ,bUt nO electricity in villAge.