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Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!
Sign Board Outside A Repair Shop … “We Can Repair Anything … Plz Knock Hard On The Door , The Bell Doesn”t Work …” ;->
“Every woman needs a husband because everyday every minute….. Something goes wrong which she can”t blame on God or Government.” =P =D
A Man Touched An Electric Current Wire & Was About To Die.,Suddenly Lights Went Off..& He Was Safe..He Danced In Joy & Shouted.. AHA!!GEO MUSHARAF
Doctor To A Kid: Have You Ever Had Trouble With “Appendicitis” ? Kid: Yes … ! Doctor: When … ? Kid: When I Tried To Spell It … ;->
1 box wasn”t opening Physician came n aply all laws Chemist came n aply al reaction but nt open mathematician came n say “LET”S SIPOSE It IS OPEN” !! ;->