Question. Why Are All Mbas Going Back To School?
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Husband on wedding,askd his wife hd u
Husband on wedding,askd his wife hd u any boy frnd befor our marriage? Wife:silentHe said,mai iss khamoshi ko kya samjho,She replied “TO0T PAINEA GINUN TE DE”
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Pakistan main Police aor Wapda
ki Performance ki
Pakistan main Police aor Wapda ki Performance ki misaal aisi hy jaisy Aap ne Ghar ki Rakhwali k liye Kutta pala ho aor wo, aap ko hi subah Shaam “kaaty” baghair Ghar k andar Na aany dy…=P;->
Wife, pointing at a couple next door,
Wife, pointing at a couple next door, says 2 her husband: “Look at him he kisses her all the time. Why cudn”t U do that?” Husband: “I tried but she Slapped me
New Economic Lingo -
1. CEO –
New Economic Lingo – Crisis Special 1. CEO – Chief Embezzlement Officer 2. CFO – Corporate Fraud Officer 3. VALUE INVESTING – The Art Of Buying Low & Selling Lower 4. STOCK ANALYST – Idiot Who Just Downgrade Ur Stock 5. PROFIT – An Archaic Word No Longer In Use … ;->