Question. Why Are All Mbas Going Back To School?
Answer. To Ask For Their Money Back.Send This Sms To Mobile
Question : What is the full-form of
Question : What is the full-form of Maths? …………………………..Answer : Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students……………… ;->
Interviewer Asked Candidate
Interviewer Asked Candidate: “How Many Senses Does A Man Have … ?” Candidate Replied: “5 Sir!!” Interviewer: “Sorry Kid, There Is A 6th Sense Also & That’s Common Sense.. Which You Don’t Seem To Have. . .” Candidate: “Sir, There Is 7th Sense Also… That’s Non-Sense Which You Are Talking. . .” =P =D
MACHAR MARNE KA TAREEQA:
1. PEHLE AIK ZINDA
MACHAR MARNE KA TAREEQA: 1. PEHLE AIK ZINDA MACHAR PAKRE 2. PHIR USSE ZAMEEN PER LETA DE 3. PHIR USSE GUDGUDE KARAIN,JAISE WO HANSNE K LEYE MU KHOLE USSE MORTEIN PILA DE.
Ek Khubsurat Larki
Bank gai Aur
Ek Khubsurat Larki Bank gai Aur Bank Manager Se Pucha: “Me Joint-Account Kholna Chahti Hon…” Manager: “Ye Tou Achi Baat Hy, Aap Kis K Sath Joint-Account Kholna Chahti Hyn …? ” Larki: “Mujhe Ziada Nakhry Dikhany Ki Aadat Nhi Bas Jis K Paas Bank Balance Ziaa Ho, Us K Saath Khol Loongi …” ;->
Osama asked from his brother,wots going on
Osama asked from his brother,wots going on in ur life… his brother replied:”kabhi khushi kabhi gham” wen same question was asked from Osama he replied:” kabhi atom kabhi bomb”