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Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn”t report it.
A. The thief was spending less then his wife….. ;->
1 Pathan Ka Sir Phat Gaya . . . Pathan Se Kisi Ne Poocha : Khan Sahab Kia Hua ? Khan Replied: PAPER WEIGHT Se Kell Thonk Raha Tha . . . Hum Ko Kisi Ne Kaha KHOPRI Istimal Karo . . . ;->
Father to Son: samney ghar wali larki ko dekh…………. har exam mein first aati hai Son: Dad………….! usi ko tu dekhta raha, isiliye tu fail hogya hoon… ;->
Life Means ENJOY , ENJOY means Mobile , Mobile Means SmS, SmS mEans … “salla muft da syapaa”
duniya mein sab sey aasaan kaam koi nahee hai.Dekha sms pardna b barda Mushkil hai.
Do u kno which is D oldest animal in D world? ? Give up? ? ? Wel its, Zebra-Coz its still in black and white