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Puppy dog asked to mummy dog: Mummy who is my Father.Mummy: Baby, keep silence, don”t disturb your Father, he is reading this SMS now.
Sharabi ne Doctor se puchha-Aap meri sharab chuurva sakte ho? Doctor-Han kyun nahi. Sharabi-Toh Punjab Police ne meri 200 bottle pakdi hai. Pls chuurva do na.
Mother : Why arent you doing very well in History?Son: Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born. ;->
What is d Diffrnce btwn POETRY n ESSAY ? . . . . . . . Any Word uttered by a GrlFrnd is POETRY. Anything said by Wife is an ESSAY…
Simple But Effective- “If U Want To Shine Like Sun, First You Have To Burn Like It…”
U r BEST Heart Surgeon In the World , Beacause You Made a Place In My Heart Without CUTING and SPILLING blood . I am Lucky 2 have a Cute Friend Like You