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Police-Chor Se-” Wada Karo Aagey Se Kabhi Jeb Nahi Katoge !”
Chor-”Mai Wada Karta Hun Ab
Aagey Se Nahi
Balki Pichhe Se Jeb Katunga..
Message of the week: Dad (caught his s0n watching sheela ki jawani song) padh le beta ! Sheela toh exams k baad bhi jawan rahegi !!
Q: When Do You Congratulate Someone For Their Mistake. . .? Ans : On their Wedding. . . ;->
1st Friend : My wife converted me to religion. 2nd Friend : Really? 1st Friend : Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell.
Agr spiderman PAKISTAN mai bnti to us ka nam kya hota… Zra socho . . . Phr socho “JAALAY wala GUJJAR”