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Pathan public toilet gya to Diwar p likha tha
“Dunya Chand p pohnch gai
or Tm yaha bethe ho?
Pathan niche likh aaya “Bs Ye kr k Hm b ja rha hay” :-
Marriage is a relationship of love between life partners and love is blind…therefore, marriage is 4 blind people.
Suppose U Were An Idiot . . . Sorry Dude No More Supposition U Are An Idiot . . . :p
Officer: Soldier, doyou have change fora dollar?Soldier: Sure, buddy.Officer: That”s no way toaddress an officer! Now let”s try it again.Soldier, do you havechange for a dollar?Soldier: No, SIR ;->
Height Of Dieting/Balance-Diet . . . Order Double Cheese Burgers Larg Fries And A Diet Coke …
Police Inspector : Have you caught the thief?Sharef : No, but I found some trace of him. Police Inspector : What?Sharef : Finger prints. Police Inspector : Where?Sharef : On my cheeks.