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Pathan niche likh aaya “Bs Ye kr k Hm b ja rha hay” :-
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No… 1.—–I dont have brain… 2.—–I dont have sence… 3.—–I am stupid..
Its not an achievement 2 make 100 FRiENDS in a Year, but an achievement is 2 make a FRiEND for 100 Years, “N” I know I”ve made ONE, that”s . . . YOU !!
Once some hunters were after an elephant. The elephant didn”t know what to do. He met his friend ant on the road. He told ant his problem.She said : “Don”t worry . just hide behind me !!! “
Wife: What is 10 years with me?Husband: A second.Wife: What is $1000 for me?Husband: A Coin.Wife: Ok give me a Coin.Husband: Wait a second ;->
Height of Tapana Bacha rikshay walay se: Uncle bahadurabad jao gay ? Rikshay wala: Ji haan !! Bacha: phir kab aao gay………?? =D:-D