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Pathan Born in JUNGLE is called SHER KHAN
born in WAR is BANDOOQ KHAN
Born in 0cean SAMANDAR KHAN
Born in garden GUL khan
when Born in a BUS New khan.
Student Mathmatics Ke Sir Se Sir Is Swal Ko Solution Karke Kar Do Sir: Ye To Bachoo Ka Swal Hai Student: Tabhi To Aap Se Pucha Hai
Teacher Punishing The Student Coz He Forgot His Home Work Teacher Asked : Who Is Ur Father ?? Student Put Out Mirror From His Pocket & Give It To Teacher Teacher- Oh I Forgot .. ;->
How bollywood proved dat 2012 is not the end of Love ? . ? . ? . ? . ? . ? . ? . By The Movie- “LOVE STORY 2050″
Techr : Batao Mje Naddi Naale Kahan Se Niklte Hain? Studnt : Sir, Naddi Ka Toh Mje Pata Nhi Han Naale Hamari Shalwar Se Niklte Hain.
Why are women such bad drivers?….. ……… …. ……..Because there is no road between the bedroom and thebathroom. . . :p