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Parent:How did you write your exam?
Son:they have given the questions which I don”t know.
So I wrote answers which they don”t know..!!
7:30- coffee9:30- breakfast12:30- juice2:30- lunch4:30- tea6:00- snacks9:30- dinner time time pe khana malum hai..bas msg time pe karna malum nahi
Husband: agr tm india me hoti to wha log zror tmhari pooja krty, Wife:kya me husan ki devi jesi lgti hn? . . . . . Husband: Nhi yar, kali mata lgti ho.. =P ;->
Man 1 sitting wid dog. Man 2:”ur dog bites”? Man 1 :”no” Man 2 sits and d dog bites! Man 2 angrily.”u said he doesnt bite”? Man 1:”That is nt my dog”.
Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He”s now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.
Paper Aur Thaper mEin kya fark Hai? Think think… I know u can Think this, Abbey Itena mat soch kha ka dekhle :