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One Day Teeth and Tongue were in Conversation..
“If I just press u a little, you will get cut”
“If I misuse one word against someone, all ur 32 will come out of the mouth… =P ;->
Zardari to Shopekeper:Aaj k bad mera kutta bhi dukan pe aye to tumhain uski izzat karni hogi.. Shopekepper:Bohat behtar janab appka kutta aye ga to main samjhun ga k aap aye hain:-)
Quaid-e-Azam fote ho gay hainLiaquat Ali bi shaheed ho gay hainAlama Iqbal bi nahi rahemari tabihat bi kharab rehti haipata nahi Pakistan ka kia bane ga.
Latest poem in SCHOOL. Twinkle twinkle little STAR.I just went to ROYAL BAR.Quarter rates are up so HIGH. So drink a beer with chicken FRY
a thief jumped in2 a sardar”s house and asked: “sona kidher hai?” sardar jee replied:ullo de pathey saara ghar khali peya ay jithey marzi lammma pay jaa!!!
Har khushi hasi Mange Apse, Har phol khushbu mange Apse, itni Roshani ho Apki jindagi mei, ki… . . “khud bijali wale connection Mange Apse.”