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One day de Fat Ram Singh visits Dietitian..
Doctor Said: Run 8 Km for 300 days…
Ater 300 days Ram Singh ne phone kiya….
sir mein slim ho gayi..lekin
2400 km away from home…!
Tere ghum me tarap kar mar jayengay, mar gye to tera nam lejayengay, rishwat de k tujhe b uper bulayengay, tm uper ao gay to 7 beth k kurkure khayen gay;-)
Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo, Mjh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai, PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo, CiGrette Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai….
After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: ” WE do have an opening for you..!Applicant: What is it?Interviewer: Its called the “door..!”
Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge? Santa: Shadi. . Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge? Santa:”DADDY
I want to meet u i want to talk to u i wnat to spend time wid u i want to admire u but this stupid gate keeper is saying “The Zoo is closed”