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Once there was a Well educated man who could talk, write and understand English but he could not read, why???......
Kyonki uski “read” ki haddi tuti hui thi.
Jab Tujh Ko Koi Zakhm Laga Tou Libaas Apna Phaar Dia Garebaan Apna Chaak Kia Aur Zakhm e Lipat Gaya Yahi Tou Kaam Hai Merq Sunny Plast Naam Hai Mere………. ;->
Friends are like fish…u have to sit patiently and 4 a long time to find a gud one…JUS LIKE I CAUGHT U!!!SO BETTER STAY NICE OR I”LL FRY U
What is the advantage for unmarried people?? . . . . . Think! . . . . . . Haar maanì? . . . . . . . . . . . Wo bed k dono taraf se utar saktey hain!
Alwayz Remember … When SHE Cancels A Date, It Is Because ” SHE HAS TO ” But When HE Cancels A Date , It Is Because , ” HE HAS TWO ”
Chandi ka ghora soney kilagam msg parhne walo komera salam Pepsi Coke peene walokabhi pani piya karo Free k msg parhne waloKabhi msg bhi kya karo.->