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Once there was a Well educated man who could talk, write and understand English but he could not read, why???......
Kyonki uski “read” ki haddi tuti hui thi.
Maa: Beta Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Beta: Padh Rha Hu. Maa: Shabash! Kya Padh Rahe Ho? Beta: Ji, Film Shole Ki Story
Deepak me agar noor na hota,tanha dil majboor na hota, hum aapse goodmrng kehne zaroor aate agar apka ghar itni dur na hota.
FuNnY fAcT … ThE pEoPlE WhO wAnT qUiEt ArE aLwAyZ ThE lOuDeSt GeTtInG eVeRyOnE eLsE tO sHuT uP … IsN”t It … ;->
Girl: Main tumhare liye sab kuch chor doongi Boy: Maa baap ? Girl: yes Boy: Khana Pina? Girl: Yes Boy: Apni Dostien Girl : Yes Boy : Star Plus Girl : Mu Shambhal kar bat kar
Santa (reading from book of facts): “Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?” Banta: “Why don”t you use a mouth wash ?”