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Once bread and butter were travelling by plane… plane crash hua… bread marr gayaa.. lekin butter nahin maraa… kyon ???
Because woh Butter FLY thaa..
Pathan Apni Girl Friend K Sath Date Par Gya ;Or Aishta Se Bola ” Mre Dil Mei Ek Bat Ha Magar Kehte Howe Ghbrata Hoon .”Girl : Keh Do Pathan : I Really …… I Really Love …… I Really Love Your Brother ..
Once there were 3 guys praying..n all of a sudden da light goes off.. guy 1: “lo jee bijli tur gaye ” guy 2: “oay bewaqoof namaz parhdaya nahi bolday” guy 3: “Shuker way main nae boalya”
One Technical question: Where do u find MANGOES..? NO,it is nt on mango tree Fruit shop? NO wrong ANS where ever WOMAN goes Peeche-Peeche MAN goes!
2 lovers plan 2 suicide. Boy jumped first. Girl closed her eyes n returnback saying “LOVE IS BLIND” Boy in the airopened his parachute saying “LOVE NEVER DIES”
I Was Standing In The Park Wondering Why Frisbees Got Bigger As They Get Closer . . . Then It Hit Me . . . ;->