Once a man was smoking
A gentleman arrive n ask
him: “Ek din mei kitni
cigarette pee lete ho ?”
Man : Why ?
Gentleman : Agar tum ab tak
zndgi me cigarete pe kharch
kiye paise bachaty tou
Samne khara hua plane
tumhara hota ..
Man: Tou kia wo plane aap
ka hy ?
Man: Thnkx Sir for ur advice
wo plabe mera hi hy … =P
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