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On 20th. Anniversary husband deep in thought.
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Wife asks: what r u thinking?
Husband: Do u remember when ur dad caught us dating?
Husband: He pointed his gun at me n said either marry my daughter or go 2 jail for 20 years.
Wife smiles. “”Yes.”"
Husband: Ahhhh! I would”ve been free today… =P ;->
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