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Newton Suiside After Watching Pakistaani Movie
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Shaan Had Empty Revolver
Villen Fired At Shaan
He CatcHes All The Bullets
Put It In His Revolver N Shot The Villen
Wife, pointing at a couple next door, says 2 her husband: “Look at him he kisses her all the time. Why cudn”t U do that?” Husband: “I tried but she Slapped me
Kahee”n Andhera Tou Kahee”n Shaam Ho Gi Meri Har Khushi Tere Naam Ho Gi Kuch Maang Tou Dekh Ae Dost Bijli” Telephone, Gas Ka bill Aur Qarz Me Doobi Hui Property Tere Naam Hogi . . . ;->
Yeh Sun Kar Dimagh He Ghoom Gaya Faraz, Jab Meri Dadi Ne Call Kar K Mujhse Pocha: . . . . . Tum FaceBook Pe Ho?
Most promising line by a Boy friend: “I will love you until . . . . Pakistan wins football Worldcup”
An ECONOMIST Is A Surgeon With An Excellent Scalpel And Rough-edged Lancet, Who Operates Beautifully On The Dead And Tortures Living … ;->