Muhabat Ho Jaye
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A Kid Gets 0 Marks In Pape
A Kid Gets 0 Marks In Pape Father Angrily Asks: What Is This……? Kid Replies: Star Khattam Ho Gaye Thay To Teacher Ne Planet Dene Shroo Ker Diye…..:)
Aik hotel mein naye Shadi Shuda Jorey
Aik hotel mein naye Shadi Shuda Jorey ke liye hidayat darj thi: “Khirki par parde dal dijey…Aap ka piyar andha ho sakta hy…Magar Aap ka Parosi Nahi..”
Heaven is when u have
Heaven is when u have German car, Amercian salary, Chinese food & Pakistani Wife. Hell is when Car is Chinese food is German wife is American & Salary Pakstani.
a thief jumped in2 a sardar”s house
a thief jumped in2 a sardar”s house and asked: “sona kidher hai?” sardar jee replied:ullo de pathey saara ghar khali peya ay jithey marzi lammma pay jaa!!!
I met money one day. I said,
I met money one day. I said, “”You are just a piece of paper.””Money smiled and said, “”Of course I”m a piece of paper, but I haven”t seen a dustbin yet, in my life”” ;->