Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce
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Judge said, “and I”ve decided to give your wife $775 a week.”
“That”s very fair, your honor,” the husband said. “And every now
I”ll try to send her a few bucks myself.” ;->
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