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A husband read an article to his
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day… 30,000 to a man”s 15,000. The wife replied, “The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men… The husband then turned to his wife and asked, “What?”
“Today is Newspaper,
Yesterday is Wastepaper,
Life is Testpaper,
“Today is Newspaper, Yesterday is Wastepaper, Life is Testpaper, and Friendship is Bestpaper, so don”t use it as Tissuepaper”.:-P
i hide my tears when i say
i hide my tears when i say your name but the pain in my heart is stil the same.though i smile and seem carefree theres no1 who misses u more than me!!
Agr Mobile Ki Battery Low Ho! Aur
Agr Mobile Ki Battery Low Ho! Aur Apne Zruri Cal Krni Ho To.. . . + . .Pehly Mobile ChargE Kr Lo =P Zubaida Aapa Engneer Thori Hai Jo Totka Btaen Gi… ;->
A person died & went to hell.
A person died & went to hell. There was British hell, where people were roasted on fire, electric shock,sharp steel nails & then flogged…. Chinese, american & german hells were almost alike. Then he saw a large crowd trying to get into Pakistani hell. He asked the angel Why? ANGEL REPLIED: No Gas So No [...]