Most promising line by a Boy friend:
“I will love you until . . .
Pakistan wins football Worldcup”Send This Sms To Mobile
Ek Aadmi Hath Main Ek Packet liye
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Best beghairat of da Year nominees are 1:Bush
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Three ways to catch a tiger: 1.NEWTONS METHOD
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After checkup, Dr. said to wife:
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Badal Ki Garaj
Bijli Ki Chamak
Suno………….. Mehsoos Karo Badal Ki Garaj Bijli Ki Chamak Baarish Ki Ek Ek Boond Tum Se Cheekh Cheekh K Keh Rahi Hai AbaY Naha Le Gandey Aadmi……… ;->