Miss: Tumhare Abu Ka Kya Naam Hai?
Teacher: Kya Matlab? :
Student: Chaudry Naeem Gujjar.
A sardar”s response to the comment, “THINK
A sardar”s response to the comment, “THINK about it!”: “I don”t have to think-I”m sardar!”
hum wo aashiq hein jo dooriyon mein
hum wo aashiq hein jo dooriyon mein ziada khush hein, kyun? coz love ho gha to shadi ho ghee, shadi ho ghee to oonch neech b hoti hai aur oonch neech honey sey pyar blast ho jata hai, issi liye to, Oh my friend keep way,We can remain frnds in this way
Parhai karo fail hone se mat daro larkiyan chero
Parhai karofail hone se mat darolarkiyan chero badnami se mat daroher larki ko propose karo Inkar se na daro KyunkiGEETA main likha hai karam karoPhal ki chinta mat karo…….
wHicH iS SwEeteSt tRee iN tHe wOrlD….? . . . . think think . . . Pastry
wHicH iS SwEeteSt tRee iN tHe wOrlD….?….think think… Pastry
An old man tottered into a lawyer”s
An old man tottered into a lawyer”s office and asked for help in arranging a divorce. “A divorce?” asked the unbelieving lawyer. “Tell me, how old are you?” “I”m eighty-four, ” answered the old man. “Eighty-four! And how old is your wife?” “My wife is eighty-one. ” “My, my,” said the lawyer, “And how long [...]