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meri ankhon mein basa hai tu,meri dharkano mein racha hai tu,
In sab batoon pe kar raha hai yaqeen,ab khud soch kitna bada ghadha hai tu
Boy To His Friend:Yaar Main Apni Girl Friend Ko Birthday Kya Gift Doon?Friend:Kaisi Dikhti Hai?Boy:Bohat Khubsurat Friend:Aisa Karoo Oss Ko Mera Mobile Number Dey Doo…
Teacher ” How Can We Stop Milk From Getting Sour ? ” Little Jhonny “Keep It In The Cow …” ;->
Mom: Have u given the goldfishs fresh water ? Child: No Mom, They still have not finished the water i gave them last week . . . ;->
>> “Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the >> violin after the operation?” >> “yes of course….” >> “Great ! i never could before”
Muncipalty Van JAANVARON ko uthane ke liye aayi hai, Tujhe…. Apni dosti ki kasam…. Please Bhaag ja.