Memon Shadi Me Bv Se: Apna Haath Dejye.
BV Ne Kalaai Aage Barha Di
Or Ankhen Band Kerlen,
Jab Thori Der Me Ankhen Kholen
To Memon Marker Se Hath Pe Watch)
Bna Rha Tha.
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