Memon Aur Pathan Ne Smandar K Kinary Par Board Daikha Jis Par Likha Tha.?
“Dobty Ko Bachany Walay Ko 500 Innam”
Pathan: Main Challang Lagata Hun Aur
Tum Mujhe Bachana Is Tarha 500 Milain Gay:-)
Ye Keh Kar Us Ne Challang Laga Di
Memon Khamoshi Se
Daikhta Reh Gaya To Pathan Ne Chila Kar Kaha .?
“Mujhe Tairna Nahi Aata Tum Mujhe Bachate Ky N Nahi??:-(
Memon: Tum Ne Neche Nahi Parha.?
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Neche Likha Tha?”Lash Nekalne Walay
Ko 1000 Ka Innam…” =P <-;
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