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Mazak Ki B Ek Had H0ti Hy,
Me Bachi K Sath Date Mar Raha Tha
Or Mera Dost Us K Samne Bola Kal
Wali Ziyada Achi Thi ;->
/)( Insn Ban 0ye/
Sharabi ne Doctor se puchha-Aap meri sharab chuurva sakte ho? Doctor-Han kyun nahi. Sharabi-Toh Punjab Police ne meri 200 bottle pakdi hai. Pls chuurva do na.
A Question From Santa To Bill Gates: “Sir, How Is It That Your Name Is Gates But U Are Selling WINDOWS
Colour of underwear reflects your mood: Red – Wild, Black – Sexy, Blue – Romantic, Pink – Seductive White – Calm, Yellow – time to change your undrewear
Ram: What is the cost of hair cut? Barber: Rs 20 Ram: Then what is the cost of shaving? Barber: Rs 10 Rampa: Oh! Ok Plz Shave my head!!!
Once Laloo was coming out of the Airport. As there was a Hugerush, the security guard told Laloo “WAIT PLEASE”, for which Lalooreplied “85 Kgs” and moved on…