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Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
Those inside are desperate to come out..
Technologies Impact:- Dad Emails : Dear Son, How Hv U Been? Ur Mom & I R Fine. We Miss U A Lot, Plz Turnoff Ur PC & Come Downstairs 4 Dinner!
Har MAA Ka Sapna Hota Hai K Us Ki Beti Ko Ek Acha Larka Mily.. Ab AAP Hi Batao.. K AkeLA “HumAyuN” Kis kis MAA Ka Sapna purA kArE gA.. ;->)
Wife: What’s On Your Mind ? What R U Thinking Now? Husband: Stop Eating My Brain And Read My Latest STATUS UPDATE! =P
MAN : I WENT TO THE DENTIST THIS MORNING.WIFE : DOES YOUR TOOTH STILL HURT ???MAN : I DON”T KNOW THE DENTIST KEPT IT…
Mom: Have u given the goldfishs fresh water ? Child: No Mom, They still have not finished the water i gave them last week . . . ;->