man:I”d like to buy som dog food
Salesman: do u”ve dog?
Sale:i”m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy
man:do u”ve cat food?
Sales:sory can”t sel u unles I c cat
3day man walks in wid bag
Sale:Wts in bag?
Man: put ur hand in
Sale:It”s warm and moist Wat is it?
Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper…. =P ;->
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