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Man: Doctor my Wife Recently has Lost her voice.
What should I do to help her to Get it back?
Doctor: Try to come home at 3 in the Morning.
U r BEST Heart Surgeon In the World , Beacause You Made a Place In My Heart Without CUTING and SPILLING blood . I am Lucky 2 have a Cute Friend Like You
Aapko Moon pe jana ho to aap kiske paas jaoge..? ISRO..? NASA..? No.. Ranbir Kapoor k Paas.. Qki uske-”POCKET mein Rocket ” Hai
Most Innocent & Heart Touching lines said by a Truely Loving Girl to her lover boy friend at Break up Kuttay Kameenay..!!J a marr, dafa ho. teri shakal pehle din se he kameeno jesi lagi thi mujhe, Chimgadar ki shakal walay, Khabis Insan… ;->
Teacher; Translate into English “Yad-e-Mazi Azab hy Ya RAB, Cheen le Mjhse Hafiza Mera” Papu:My Mind is Full of Data Base, O God!Plz Make Me a Mental Case” ;->
Soft Speech Pure Heart Peaceful Eyes Strong Hands Focused Mind &Determined Decision Always Make U “BoRinG”…!!! So,chiLL maro Or JungLi bn k rahO!