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Man 1- I notice dat Ur
wife is mostly in the
Probably she loves
cooking many varieties
Man 2- No! Actualy our
Telefone connection is
in the kitchen ;->
Cutest proposal – A boy rings d door-bell of a girls home. Nd Asks , “Do u belive in Love at first sight Or should i come back again..”
Hhritik ko Abhishek kaise banaoge? simple…usse doodh se nehlado…uska “ABHISHEK” ho jayega!!!
1 Dulha Apnay Dost Se Shadi K Din:Yar Koi Aise Baat Btao Jo Main Apni Bewi Se Jatay He Kahon To Wo Hearan Ho Jaey. Dost:Tum Jatay He Apni Biwi Ko Talak Dy Dena!
Ek Doctor Se Kisi Ne Puchaa, Ap Ko Kese Pata Chalta Hai K Koi Marr Gaya Hai? Doctor Ne Jawab Diya… Mard K Dil Ki Dharkan Band Ho Jaye Toh Wo Marr Jata Hai Aurat Ki Zubaan Band Ho Jaye Toh Wo Zinda Nahi Hoti
Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings.