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Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husbandsaid to you when he woke that morning?”Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”Witness: “My name is Susan.”
Sheikh sahab ki car k peechay likha tha: “SAWAN KO ANAY DO” Peechay se aik truck ne aa kr thok dia..Truck k pr likha tha “AAYA SAWAN JHOOM KAR” ;->
A Robber, A Gangster & A Murderer Are In The Same Car, Who Will Be Driving The Car? Ans: A Police Officer!!
Sardar Tumko sharm ni ati tmhara baap tailor hy or tmhari shirt phati hy, Pathan Sharm to tumko ni ati tumKa bap dentist hy or tmKa bhai bina dant k paida hua!
Memon K Ghar Guest Aye Bivi Ne Kaha. Jao Mehmano K Liye Kuch Le Kar Aao Memon Bahar Gaya Aur TAXI Le Aya! ;->
Mom: Have you given the goldfish fresh water?Child:No Mommy, they still have not finished the water I gave them last week… ;->