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Land lord:Ok,I give you 3 more days to pay rent.Tenent:Right sir,I select the days of Diwali,Holiand Christmas
aami je tumharchin chhin chhin. shudu je aamarchhin chhin chhin. 4ward this line to 7 BHOOT & get luck b4 this amavasya.Jai Monjulika mai!
Ye Mardam Shumari Ki service hai . ager ap larka hai to 1 sms . larki hain tu 2 Sms kare. Or ager Apka ka taluq Tesri Makhluq se hai tu koi Sms na kare
A woman needs a reason to cheat! but a man just needs a woman:-)
U know i saw sumone in a coffee shop Really good lookin Very SmartSo Delightful More like a Celebrity I walked nearer… Damn ! THESE MIRRORS YAAR!
Diff. B/W TRUTH & LIE: Truth Is A Debit Card; Pay 1st & Enjoy Later. Lie Is A Credit Card Enjoy 1st; & Pay Later Wid Markup…” ;->