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Lady:Doctor sahab mere kuttey ne petrol pe liya hai. Doctor:koi baat nahi jab petrol khatam ho jayega to vo aapne aap ruk jayega.
Two question asked to Pakistani Gals in a survey Q1: Do U believe in sleeping wid a total stranger? . . . Ans-Yuck! Never Q2: Do U believe in arranged marriages? . . . Ans-Yes,Of course! Haha
A boy goes to see a cabaret dance. His mom goes angry and asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? Boy: yes, I saw dad!
A man inserted an advertisement in the classified:“Wife Wanted”.The next day he received a 100 letters.They all said the same thing:“You Can Have Mine.” ;->
Q. which day is stronger..! Sunday Or Monday…?? The Answer is..! Its Sunday Coz Monday Is A Weekday(Weak day)
I Am Making A List Of All Things That I Ought To Do Before I Die . . . It’s Called My “0ughttobiograpy”… =P =D