You Are Here: Home » Funny sms » Lady: Is this my train? Station Master: No,
Lady: Is this my train?
Send This Sms To Mobile
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don”t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to KArAchi..!
Station Master: No Madam, I”m afraid it”s too heavy… ;->
Related SMS You Would Like To Read
Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyo nahi? Uth k
Susti bhare jism kojagate kyo nahi? Uth k sub k samnayaate kyo nahi? sms bhi tumhara smellmarta hai… Thodi himmat ker k nahate kyo nahi ….:P
A Boy went to meet his GF.
A Boy went to meet his GF. When he came back at home, mom asked: Kaha gay thay?? Boy: UssE milne…. Mom: Kislie??? Boy: Han bohat KISS lie:p
Happiest man is on whose,
Happiest man is on whose, daughter”s photograph is on femina cover, son on india today, girlfriend on playboy, WIFE on missing coloumn of newspaper
When ur life is in darkness pray
When ur life is in darkness pray to God Ask him to free u from darkness and Even after you pray and you are still in darkness, Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
Faqeer-1 rupay ka
sawal hy Sahab !
Faqeer-1 rupay ka sawal hy Sahab ! Sahab-Aray kam as kam meri auqat dkh kr maang Faqeer-10 rupay ka sawal hy Sahab Sahab-Abay, apni auqaat dekh ker maang ;->