Kid- Teacher, Can I Go
To Bathroom ?
Teacher- Yes, But
Only After Reciting The
Kid- Ok !
Teacher- Where Is “P” ?
Kid- Its Running
Send This Sms To Mobile
Down My Leg !!
Plz Let Me Go To The
Bathroom … ;->
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