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Keeping A Place For MeIn Ur Heart Is OkButKeeping A Place For MeIn Ur Mind........Mite B Dangerous
Coz Ppl Say . . ...........I”m Mind Blowing . . . ;->
Ek Pathan Ka Murgi Beemar Huwa… Tu Mugri KTeek Hone Par1 “Cow” Zibah Kardi..;-)!
Sardar ko Uska Sasur peet raha tha. WHY? His Wife Deliverd a Baby. Doctor sent Him SMS, “Mubark Ho.Aap Baap Ban Gaye”. Sardar forwarded it 2 all.
I”m on a mission! Mission to make u cute, 2make u beautiful , 2make u smart, 2make U genious…I n short . . . MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!
Kabhi dost kahte the,jaan bhi mango to hazir hai,aaj wo apni girlfriend kojaan kahte hai?????Salo ab hazir karo apni jaan.
Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do. MOM:Put ur biggest thng on her hairiest thng. SON:got my nose in her armpit. Now what?