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Karate is a form of martial arts
In whch ppl who hve had years & years of training can,
Using only their hands & feet,
Make some of d worst movies in d history of d world …
My Marriage is Fixed Surprisd?Dekho free di party da sun k kivein khush hunde ne.
SituationBefor marriage:rose are redsky is bluei luv one, dat is u…After marriage:roses are dead i hav flu,don”t come near,prray murr tu .->
Girl: Agar moqa mila to tum mujh se shadi karo ge…?? Boy: Agar moqa mil gaya to phir shadi kerne ki kiya zroorat hai.
Wife: i think our daughter has fallen in Love wid a Guy Husband: hw CAn u say dat? Wife: cos she doesnt want any pocket Money these Dayz….. ;->
Aaj kAdIn bArA *ManHooS* tha .. ARRAY YAAR … ManhOOs Se yAAd AyA …. KaisA hAi Tu ?? =P *