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Itna Na Yaad Aaya Karo K Raat Bhar So Na Sakain,
Dopehar 2 Baje Ankh Khulti Hai..
To ghar wale Naashta Nahi Dete… ;->
Newton”s law of load shedding: “The rate of load shedding is directly propotional to the temperature of atmosphere, provided that the role of WAPDA remains constant”.
Professor- Would You Like To Marry A Girl 20yrs Younger Or 20 Yrs Older To You? Student- It Depends On Who”s Is Beautiful, Whether Your Daughter Or Your Wife.
Teacher: Hume Garibon k Sath pyar se paish aana chahiye. Studnt: Acha ab me samjha. Teacher: kiya? Studnt: PAPA aksar Nokrani ko galay Q lagatay hen..:->!
Dhoka mila jab bhi Pyar mainZindagi main Udasi Chha gayiSocha tha Chhor Denge is raah koKambakht Phir Ek New number se Misscall agayi… !!
Teacher:Aam K Aam Ghutlion K Daam Ka Kya Matlab Hay?Studnt:Imran Hashmi.Teachr:Wo KaisayStudnt:Wo Paisay B Lay Laita Hay Or Pappian B.