Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? ”
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Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”
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